It's an unusual, unexpected short story. Sounded fun and like something really amusing, but in the end, it was average.

This short story is set in the future and has plenty of fighting, deaths (some gruesome), and last but not least, clones. You definitely have to suspend reality when reading this short story. Inanimate objects (phones, trains) are alive and have feelings such as jealousy.

This book is not in my usual genre but I wanted to try something different and the title sounded really fun. Sadly, I didn't really like it all that much. I can't say I always understood what was happening and I didn't always know what some of the words meant, and I definitely didn't understand the ending, but it kept my interest enough to finish it.

Thank you to Netgalley for an eARC in exchange for an honest review.

Zed Dee's short novel about the clash between a hierarchy and anarchy as represented by a Samurai Barber and a Ninja Hairstylist is so ridiculously out-there that one cannot but grin while zipping through the pages. Its attempt for a non-gendered language is also pretty amusing, thought sometimes a bit inconsistent and also not that good at actually hiding the genders.

Sure, the political allegory is very thin and not all that well thought-out, neither are parts of the plot, which are somewhat confusing, but there's so much charm here that makes reading Samurai Barber Versus Ninja Hairstylist a super pleasant experience.

In a story which combines hairdressing and societal issues, the Samurai Barber faces a Master Ninja hairstylist who threatens everything the Samurai believes in by cutting people’s hair without their permission.
I was expecting this book to be light-hearted yet thought provoking, and it did deliver on that. However, I did find it hard to be invested in the concept as the pronouns were unfamiliar to me and the society was written in a way that made it seem like normality, so although I understood the dependence on technology, I didn’t get how people were quite literally plugged in, and how their phones were like pets.
That aside, the metaphor behind the story was powerful. I liked that both sides were illustrated as anarchy vs hierarchy is never as straightforward as good vs evil, and I like that that was illustrated.
I think it’s a fun read, but I think the clunky storyline and a lack of distinct voices either side of the conflict makes it harder to be fully engrossed.
Thank you to NetGalley and Troubador Publishing for the opportunity to read this book in exchange for an honest review.

When I was a kid, I remember in a reading lesson moving on to the class reading The Iron Man by Ted Hughes. Initially I was super excited, finally we got to read a superhero comic. Then I discovered it was not that, it was a weird anti-war kids prose poem type thing. But even I was won over by it, and certainly the bits that are the plot of the Iron Giant are great. And then the giant bat-angel turns up in the last chapter and any sense of a thematic whole is squandered. Samurai Barber Versus Ninja Hairstylist reminded me of that. Its a silly bit of fluff, which then becomes a really powerful allegory, before taking a weird final act turn into a weird family space soap opera.

The good, because most of this is good. It really is what it says on the tin. In the future everyone lives in the city of Lionfish, including the Samurai Barber who is an itinerant barber who lives to give people the haircut that will complete their lives. Tā come across a ninja on a (sentient) train who is cutting someone elses hair without tāde permission (did I mention Malay sourced gender neutral pronouns - there are and it is easy to get your head around to the degree its a little sad that they are latterly explain in quite so much detail). To cut someone elses hair without permission is anathema to the Samurai Barber so a fight ensues. The hairdressing is a metaphor of course for political thought, free will and within the structure of the book revolution. Do you have the right to change someones life for them, to instigate revolution of behalf of others even if they don't believe they need it. This stuff is really good, particularly as the futuristic bits are nicely peppered in (phones being like pets are a lovely touch), and it builds to a nice climax where the problems of this hyper-capitalistic society are going to be challenged by the newly radicalised Samurai Barber. And then the Giant Bat-Angel Thing turns up (it doesn't but it sort of does).

I found the last section of SBvNH quite disappointing because for all the initial clunkiness of the political allegory, it was actually a good one. The lightness of touch, the silliness of the conversations about the perfect haircut leant itself surprisingly well to the allegory and the potential violence inherent in the anarchy suggested had a nice match in the violence of the state and the perceived violence of the haircuts themselves. Its a quick read, and perhaps sticking the landing for any kind of cosmetology revolution would have been tricky, but I would have liked to have seen Zed Dee try because I think tā could have pulled it off.

[NetGalley ARC]