It was fun to be back in this world but I have enjoyed other books by this author more. This is still a fun read though if you enjoy Paranormal rom coms with a side of mystery.
You don't have to have read other books to follow this story, but it would be nice to have a better understanding of who's in the book club.

This was the perfect romance I just loved it and it was great. I love Winnie and Alaric it had insta love vibes touch her and die vibes. He was jealous a part from good looking. She didn’t know he was a vampire at first and she went to his gothic castle I just love gothic romance books and this really hit all the marks for me. I love when she found out later in the book that he was a vampire and was scared at first, how his mom wanted to marry him off. winnie ended up staying with him. It was a perfect love story plus she was part of a book club too for smut and romance novels.

Thank you netgalley for letting me review this book! 100% my own opinion.

I absolutely devoured this book. he falls first, touch her and die vibes but a vampire and human? mix in a murder mystery, spice, and a little bit of comedy and you have a brilliant fantasy romance. I loved Winnie’s character, she was well-rounded in terms of her personality. Alaric was broody, in a good way, and I loved how obsessed with her he was. the only thing that was a little eh was the predictable third act breakup but it didn’t drag on for chapters so I didn’t mind it as much.

This review is currently posted on my Goodreads. It will be put on Amazon and might be put on my bookstagram as well.

“I’m being lured into a trap, like a fly caught in a web, but part of me is excited to meet the spider….”

Who knew being a professional junk cleaner could be so cool! Winnifred Preston is a force to be reckoned with but she might have met her match in the vampire Alaric Valerian.
I love the way the author wrote the story. I didn’t feel like it was filled with corny jokes or strange phrasing. The author did a really great job helping me to visualize the characters visualize the town that they were in and really see them in my minds eye. Having the text messages at the beginning of each chapter was amazing and really gave you some background on what was happening in between chapters; little things that added another layer to the story. The sexual tension between Winnie and Alaric was amazing throughout the entire book. I didn’t feel like Winnie was trying hard to get Alaric to like her and I didn’t feel like Alaric was forcing himself on Winnie, it was the complete opposite. Seeing the way that he tried to protect her from his vampiric while she, pretty much inserted herself into every aspect of his life was both hilarious and really endearing.

I have so many parts of this book highlighted, either with sentences or phrases I thought were funny or noting the modern day insertions, like Taylor Swift!

All in all this was a great read, and I can’t wait to read what’s next!

Thank you to NetGalley and Bacchanalia House for the ARC

Such a fun paranormal fantasy! Vampires, a fake engagement and a bothering mother. What could go wrong? It was a pleasure reading this book. The pages flew by because of how much I enjoyed it. It was funny, cute and easy to read. Highly recommend!

Thanks so much to Victory Editing and NetGalley for this ARC! (All opinions are my own)

This was the PERFECT vampire novel. I can honestly say I enjoyed it from start to finish and fell in love with every character. The world that Steffanie created felt like home. Bookstores, vampires, witches and more! It's everything a spooky girl could need. The author also did such a good job of balancing the humor with the seriousness of Winnie's mental health and trauma. And the respect shown by all characters towards her and no one minimized her struggles. The romance was the best! Right from the very first meeting in the bar between Winnie and Alaric I was in love. There were so many quotes I highlighted from this book; one of my favorites was "I tumble like an autumn leaf, tossing on a crimson river, drenched in sunlight and the blush of summer's first fruit".
The spice was so rewarding. Holmes really knew what us vampire girlies needed and more! As a huge Dracula fan, I appreciated all the little details the author added and the vampire lore woven into the story. There's definitely so much more to learn and uncover and I can't wait until book 2!
This is definitely the type of book I would recommend to all my friends and one I would re-read over and over again.

Full review to be published 9/18/24 on Goodreads and on my Instagram book blog @_archiveofmymind

**Book Review: Fangs for Nothing by Steffanie Holmes**

"Fangs for Nothing" by Steffanie Holmes offers readers a delightful, light-hearted escape into the world of vampires, fake dating, and unexpected romance. Set in the spooky yet charming atmosphere of a centuries-old castle, the book follows Lord Alaric Valerian, a brooding, reclusive vampire with a passion for art and a desperate need to clean up his chaotic home before his mother visits. Enter Winnie Preston, the bubbly, professional organizer who unknowingly turns Alaric’s life—and heart—upside down.

Holmes masterfully balances humor and romance with moments of deeper introspection, as both Alaric and Winnie grapple with the scars of betrayal. Alaric, centuries removed from his past heartbreak, faces the challenge of opening up to love again, while Winnie’s warmth and meddling energy slowly chip away at his icy exterior. Readers who enjoy the "grumpy sunshine" trope will find it delightfully represented, with the twist of Alaric also being a tortured artist, adding more depth to his character.

The fake-dating storyline, spurred by Alaric’s need to fend off his mother’s matchmaking attempts, provides plenty of laugh-out-loud moments—particularly with Winnie’s quirky book club ladies inserting themselves into the narrative, even going so far as to suspect Alaric of murder! Holmes’ clever mix of humor, mystery, and slow-burn romance makes this book a fun, engaging read, especially for fans of supernatural romance.

While "Fangs for Nothing" leans heavily into its light-hearted, comical tone, it still explores deeper themes like learning to trust and love again after being hurt—especially when that hurt spans centuries. Alaric's journey to rediscovering love through Winnie's influence gives the story emotional resonance beneath its playful exterior.

Overall, *Fangs for Nothing* is the perfect blend of spooky and sweet, making it an ideal read for the fall season. With its quirky characters, charming romance, and witty dialogue, it's a must-read for anyone seeking a lighthearted vampire romance filled with warmth, humor, and heart.

as a fan of anything with vampire vibes, this book really didn’t for me! it gave me that nostalgic twilight feeling i've been chasing since middle school. the vampire lore and the lighthearted tone made it a fun read. the banter between the main characters was a highlight, keeping me engaged and invested in their dynamic. i also enjoyed the murder mystery elements woven into the story.

however, it didddd lean a bit too heavily on overused tropes—there was so much drama packed in that it became overwhelming at times. the mix of fake dating, forced proximity, miscommunication, one bed, other woman drama, and other common plot devices felt like too much all at once. more romance and mystery, and little to no drama would’ve made this perfect for me.

overall, it was an enjoyable read, and i appreciate bacchanalia house for the arc!

A paranormal romcom featuring a grumpy reclusive vampire and the kooky professional human organizer he hires. Lord Alaric Valerian needs help cleaning up his castle since his mother is visiting for the first time ever... and he's had centuries to clutter up his home. Then he meets Winnie Preston, professional organizer and delicious smelling human. Winnie has had a streak of bad luck, from her fiancee cheating on her with her childhood best friend and a traumatic childhood from her mother's hoarding, Winnie just wants to get the job done... so when a hot guy hires her she is determined to clean up his castle. Yet things take a turn when fake dating gets involved, the fact that Winnie is falling for a vampire, oh and did I mention there's a killer on the loose? This was a cute read, albeit fairly long, but it was cute nonetheless, the smut and romance was nice, and I enjoyed reading the relationship between Winnie and Alaric. This is the first book in a series and definitely is one I'll be continuing to read. The characters are all really fun and the romance was sweet. I definitely enjoyed reading this and can see this series being one I'd recommend!

Release Date: September 10,2024

Publication/Blog: Ash and Books (ash-and-books.tumblr.com)

*Thanks Netgalley and ARC provided by Bacchanalia House for sending me an arc in exchange for an honest review*

I had to hold myself back several time from laughing out loud in public while reading this book. I loved the overall vibe and the characters.
I had a lot of fun reading, I loved their little smutty book club and the murder investigation. Alaric was so cutely new to modern things and I loved the castle & weird small town vibes!
Even tho the trauma of both of the main characters was holding back the emotional relationship for a long time which got a little frustrating I still really liked their overall relationship.
I’m excited to see where this series goes!!
My review on my Instagram @bookbounddreams will be posted on Friday the 20th of September.

- brb, I will be reading all of Staffanie Holmes backlog -

| paranormal romance | vampire romance | romantic comedy | dual POV | he falls first | sunshine x grump | hoarding | The Nevermore Murder Club and Smutty Book Coven | Mythical creatures | small town | magic | female friendship | spicy | feline familiar | difficult mothers | humorous | gothic | art |

I utterly devoured this book. I loved the town of Nevermore and after about 27% I was so engaged and in love with this book, the town, and the characters that I deep dove into the author Steffanie Holmes only to realize that this book is the first in a spin-off series. Fangs for Nothing has been one of my favorite reads of 2024 without a doubt.

There were so many unique and fun things about this book and the way it was written. There was always a constant stream of chatter via text messages within each character's life. Most chapters begin with text messages sent to the character you will be reading the POV for, however most often there is no comment on the text messages. I found this so realistic because in our modern society when I think about my life, I am living in the here and now, but my phone is always receiving text messages and notifications that I don't comment on in the present moment.

This book can definitely be read without reading the other series set in the same world, however, I wish I had read them prior just to know the characters better. At first, it can be a bit overwhelming particularly when The Nevermore Murder Club and Smutty Book Coven enter the chat, literally. After a while, it only made the feelings of the FMC that much more realistic because she was thrust into their group, just as you, the reader, are.

I am so thankful to Netgalley and Bacchanalia House for this ARC otherwise I may have never found this author and this series. I read a lot of great books, and some are exactly what I want in a book and some are just surprisingly lovely. This story was everything I wanted in a book.

I laughed out loud throughout this story, and I swooned for Alaric the MMC. It has been so long since I read a vampire love story that captured my interest so fully the way that this one has. This has been my first Steffanie Holmes story but I feel like I already know and love her so much as an author. I can tell that there is so much of herself in more than just this story, but also this world that she has crafted. I was only about 40% into this book before I was raving to my own Smutty Book Coven about how amazing this story and author are.

There are many references that you may know, or that you may not know including classical literature, art, and even gothic architecture and history. Regardless of your interests if you love romance stories, cozy fantasy, gothic vibes, and solving mysteries you will love the book.

Happy Reading, Friends xx

I am obsessed with this book! It was so funny, magical and entertaining. The nevermore book club are my people 😂. I was truly sucked in immediately and it just kept getting better. The characters were seriously charming, I adore them all. Winnie and Alaric were to die for. Literally 🧛. Third act breakup took me out!! I will be picking up anything in this series and I need a Gideon book asap. Perfect spooky romance read, and I highly recommend! Thank you to @netgalley and Steffanie Holmes for this exciting ARC 🖤.

Cozy, spicy, vampire romance with fantastic mental health rep.

This book was such a breath of fresh air after an epic fantasy series. The book club is my dream friend group, and I wish I could be magically transported into this book. I loved all of the character dynamics and relationships- they all felt authentic and honest. I enjoyed this book so much that I'm now reading the series about MIna and her husbands which takes place before this.

Highly recommend to anyone looking for a cozy, spicy, fall fantasy book.

Really good! I didn’t really resonate with the character super well but still enjoyed the book as a whole!

This was very silly and very fun, perfect for Halloween season!

The FMC was well rounded, not too sunshine to be annoying, but still positive amongst all the melodrama. The MMC was the quintessential written-by-woman love interest, obsessed with FMC at first sight. The other side characters were really fun, although the book club girls blended together for the most part for me.

The third-act breakup was annoying but thankfully wrapped up quickly and had a semi-reasonable cause for breakup. I kind of forgot about the murder mystery aspect, and every time the sleuthing part came up, I remembered that was supposed to be a central plot point. There were a bunch of other side plots with the useless business owner, codependent mom, and treacherous ex-best friend that I think the book could have been reduced or trimmed to make the book about 10-20% shorter.

This was amusing and light-hearted, and I'll definitely read the next one in the series.

Thank you, Bacchanalia House, for the arc!

This was a fun read for the fall! I liked Winnie a lot and hated her coworker. I would love to live in a fun little town like this. Thank you to Netgalley and the publisher for this arc ebook in exchange for an honest review. All opinions expressed are my own.

⭐ - 4.5/5 - ⭐

✦ Vampire royalty
✦ Grumpy x Sunshine
✦ Touch her and die
✦ Murder mystery
✦ Found family
✦ Fake dating/engagement
✦ He falls first

⚠️ - Trauma, neglect, hoarding
🌶️ - 3/5
💕 - 3/5
👥 - 4/5
🌎 - 5/5
🗡️ - 1/5
💀 - 3/5

Winnie, a professional organizer, arrives at Black Crag castle, to help Lord Alaric Valerian organize for a ball being held in 3 weeks time. She doesn't know he's a vampire, or that vampires even exist. When she joins a book club in the local village, things get weird. Her new friends love to solve mysteries, discuss the paranormal, and read smut...all totally normal. However when bodies start dropping around town, Winnie begins to question everything she knows, including Alaric Valerian.

This book had me hooked from the beginning. The world, the characters, the writing style, the humor, the spice...wow. I'm stunned. I didn't want it to end! I have officially found a new favorite author. I've had her Nevermore Bookshop series on my Kindle for ages and now I'm definitely going to binge it. Even though this book is the start to a new series, the author sets this book in the world of some of her other books, with the inclusion of fabulous characters from them!

Winnie is a character that I thought I'd hate. Maybe she'd be too bubbly, or be too naive, or something...but nope, I loved her through the whole thing. She was charming, and funny, but beneath the smiles was a broken little girl with a lot of trauma.

Alaric is exactly what you'd imagine a brooding, loner, artist, vampire, living alone (with his servant) in a centuries old castle, would be like. He's tortured and sexy as hell.

The side characters are all SO charming and fun. I love how they accept each other no matter what and are supportive in all the ways. I wish I could find a group like them!

The story takes many turns, but the author does it so well. I was never confused by the characters actions or trying to figure out what the hell was going on. The main story came to a nice conclusion with endless possibilities for future stories and I am so excited to see where the author takes us!

Minus .5 star because cliche 3rd act breakup...

If I write too much more, I'm undoubtedly going to spoil something, and I don't want to do that. PLEASE read this book and join me in my excitement!

Thank you #netgalley and #BacchanaliaHouse for the ARC of this book and giving me the chance to read and review it with my own thoughts and opinions

Fangs for Nothing was a great book to start off for spooky season! This story follows the Winnie, a professional organizer, and Alaric, a 500 year old vampire hoarder. They need to navigate a castle full of multiple centuries worth of artistic pursuits/hobbies, a vampire society attempting to integrate into a modern work, complex family dynamics and career challenges, and a string of murders within town. Luckily, Winnie has the members of the Nevermore Murder Club and Smutty Book Coven for support.

The synopsis of the book touts romance tropes like grumpy-sunshine and fake-dating but I don't think it followed through on either of these very well. It lacked the witty banter of your typical grumpy-sunshine book as the main male character seems like a perfect gentleman plucked from the past. The fake-dating also seems unnecessary. I don't think it would have taken away from the plot if they just started dating from their initial attraction. Despite this, I enjoyed both the female and male main characters and thought they worked well together as a couple to tackle obstacles and process past trauma. I don't know much about hoarding so I cannot speak to whether or not it was accurately portrayed. I hope the author was able to consult with specialists to ensure appropriate representation. I would have liked to know more about the Smutty Book Coven members. I loved the idea of this and enjoyed that they were even reading a book that I have read recently. However, there were too many women involved for me to keep them all straight and learn each of their stories. AND the murder mystery was unfortunately not solved by the end of the book.

Thank you to NetGalley and the publishers for the ebook. While the story was entertaining, I wish the murderer was caught by the end of the book as I don't know that I will continue to the next one. Recommend this one for anyone wanting a cute, modern day vampire romance with smut for spooky season!

Thank you Netgalley and Victory Editing for the arc in exchange for an honest review.

This was a perfectly executed Vampire Romance murder mystery with a fun variety cast of characters.

I didn't know I needed this book until I had finished it. The heavy connection to mental health and dealing with the trauma behind hoarding with not only the hoarders but the people the effected with it was eye opening. As someone who lives with what I what would call a hoarder this book has taught me to see a different side and has woken a new compassion in me. Thank you Steffanie for that unexpected lesson.

But on to the romance and characters. I don't take it lightly when I saw this was a perfectly executed Vampire Murder Mystery Romance. It really did tick off all the boxes.

Fake dating. Miscommunication and secrets tropes. Friednships and family trauma.

The spice actually came at 40% and not 70% into the book like I am used to and my god the spice was fire!! I really enjoyed that the plot really didn't need the spice but my oh my the places and timing it showed up was just amazing!!!

The comradare between the FMC and the bookclub pals was so intriguing I instantly went and got the Nevermore Bookclub series and am reading that next!!

The chemistry between the grumpy MC snd FMC was actually well balanced. The attraction was Instant and he was so chivarlous and attentive. Winnie needed help but wanted to be the helper and a lot of the times you could see her struggles of I'm used to being alone I will be fine attitude that contrasted nicely with the I'm glad he came to help me.

I'm glad that it wasn't just the FMC that had trauma. Obviously the hunky centuries old Vampire has trauma too and they way they got to know eachother thru sharing memories and stories while they decluttered his castle was unlike any Romance plot I had seen before. It was just all sorts of kooky and fun.

I could prattle on and about this book but I will stop and say thanks again Netgalley and Stephanie and her team at Victory Editing and I look forward to reading the sequal and I will be sharing this with my own Vampire Loving Bookclub!

"In time everything crumbles"

When even the walls of his castle have crumbled, when hoped has long since died, lord Alaric Valerian finds himself living his own version of a romantsy novel. Annoying mother, arranged marriage, ballroom party, blood in the celar? All checked. The only thing he needs to do now is survive long enough to see his old castle cleaned and brought back to live. But every vampire seems to be curse with impossible visitors, and Winifred, with her extensive knowledge of Dracula, her smutty books and her "I'm your polar opposite but don't worry I'm nice and absolutely-not-thinking-about-the-time-we-kissed" is going to make things (if you know, you know) hard for him.

"and I wish, I wish more than I have wished for anything else"

Winifred is like everyother reader. She likes smutty books, villians, hot chocolate and keeping things on a very specific way. And, very much like Jonathan Harker, she embarks in a journey to a creepy castle, where she has to reside until she finishes her job. And very much like in Dracula, she starts noticing strange occurances, but also enjoys having a drink while talking to her misterious and very noble host.

Dracula's references aside, Winnie and Alaric's romance is something both touching and funny, with just the right amount of tension and mistery. But well, a witchy town full of "eccentric" people cannot exist without a few dead bodies appearing at the most improper times. My opinion may be a bit biased, but this books is going straight to the vampire corner of my room, right next to Dracula and the few (enough to make Winnie wish to kill me) other vampire books.