I will try not to review the book I wish this were.

There were so many worthwhile ingredients, but they never came together to make something delicious. Merbaum's prose sometimes sparkles but can be strained and tortured on occasion. None of the principal characters are likable--which could have been fine, as they are not likable archetypes, but I would have preferred sympathizing at all with any of them. The mystery and cruelty of Heaven (such as that they are taking over people and shoving them off the side of the ship) is an idle curiosity. It read as though it were the third book in a series and I should have something invested in Rebekah and Hugo. I did not. I kept waiting for the war to matter, and it never did. I hope, but I do not know if the eroticism was meant as comedy. I took it as such; it was not sexy ever. If one is writing a sex vampire, shouldn't one assume the reader wants the sex described in more detail than "It was so good that everyone fainted. I am so full"? The rules and reality of the world were inconsistent. The book implies an expansive world worth exploring, but it ended up confined even for a cruise ship, which existed only as a series of set pieces and not a cohesive whole. What was the point of Misha, the other vampire? Scenes I would have loved explored were brushed over with quick descriptions so that we could get to tedious ones, which Merbaum writes to bits. There are too many things she introduces and leaves without resolution.

It was brief, which might ordinarily be an asset. Given the premise and her talent, I would have loved another fifty pages to let the reader feel the world rather than Rebekah telling us things and wandering away. I don't want a "hilarious and satisfying snack!" Give me the meal.

Vampires at Sea had a lot of promise. Queer vampires on a cruise ship? Yes please! I was sold for a humorous high seas adventure, but what I received was a completely different story. Hugh and Rebekah are a pair of lackluster main characters, neither of whom I felt I wanted to learn more about. I enjoyed how Heaven was written, however their story was even more confusing and less compelling than the main two. Perhaps some readers will find this story comedic, I simply found it tragic with nowhere to go.

Thank you to Netgalley and the publisher for the advanced copy!

What a fascinating little book. Honestly, it started slow for me, and I wasn't sure that I was going to enjoy it... but by the end I was entirely engrossed! Really enjoyed the take on vampires and on mythical creatures, and the queer cruise setting was a rich and camp-y backdrop for the twisting relationships. For such a short book, this sure gave me a lot to chew on.

Overall, the book was really great in terms of representation and creating quick glimpses of personalities throughout the entire thing. It was never really clear what the plot was, but it was an enjoyable read.

Thank you to NetGalley for this ARC. All opinions expressed on my own..

Unfortunately I was not a huge fan of this novella. I feel for me the plot was a tad too all over the place despite it following the same characters however this may be a me issue more than an author one! Due to this I will not be leaving any reviews on my TikTok as I don’t wish it do be harmful towards the author at all

This promised to be a dark, seductive horror comedy about poly emotional vampires spicing up immortality with a wild cruise… what’s not to love?!

That said it didn’t quite connect for me, I really wanted to love it, and so many parts I genuinely really did enjoy, I found Rebekah likeable if a little flat at times.

Recommend for anyone who enjoys a monster romance, lots of smut and a shorter story… I actually think I would have liked it more as a full novel with more time to delve into the world!

This book is a perfect dosage of fun, murder, and thrill. The characters are all flawed but interesting and Merbaum has provided so much depth within a short amount of pages. Rebekah
The vampires in this novel feel new and fresh, despite being alive for hundreds of years. I'm not sure if its explicitly laid out, but they seem to be emotion vampires that feed off more than just blood. I found this incredibly interesting and fun. Hugh, the husband vampire seems to enjoy deep sorrow and painful emotions, while Rebakah feeds for lust and desire! SO cool!

Heaven, the non-binary character turning out to be a shape-shifter was a great edition and super sexy!

Loved it!

This Review is based on an ARC.

If Anne Rice wrote gay stories she would write this. This was right up there with the greats in the adult vampire sphere. I devoured this story and was not disappointed. I loved the emotional vampires on a gay cruise how funny. Defintely a great read.

A short novel in which Rebekah, our narrator, details an interesting cruise and experiencing a different status with her companion for a span of time that is unspecified but is fucking long. It is a time for character growth and development, but I didn’t feel that aspect all that much. It felt mostly that Rebekah was who she was and experienced a short, mild period of discomfort and then emerged even more confident in who she was. I liked the ending, I just didn’t experience the journey there in the way I think was intended.

Recommended for the monster readers. You know who you are, ya filthy animals!

"There's nothing worse than a boring orgy."

A pair of emotional vampire, immortal, paramores decide to liven things up by going on a gay cruise to the Black Se on a ship filled with polyamorous influencers. 'Vampires at Sea' was somehow horny, hilarious, AND heartfelt? Also, infinity quotable. I am going to reccomend ridiculous gem of a novella to basically everyone.. "We're on vacation!"

I loved this novella full of fascinating characters. Rebekah and Hugo were wonderful and I'd love to read more about them. The storyline was well written and easy to follow with really interesting visual descriptions. This novella was so funny and sexy. I will definitely be telling people about this one! Thank you for the advanced copy Creature Publishing and NetGalley!

This bite size horror-comedy tried so hard but I'm not sure it entirely landed for me. It was an intriguing read but I think the comedy and horror failed to strike a balance that made either effective. I enjoyed the premise and I did find myself rooting for the protagonist despite myself, and I felt that the ending was satisfying, but while I saw what the author was trying to do with the prose, it was a little short of the mark for me

Thank you so much to NetGalley for a copy of this book it was really good and I would rate it 3/5 stars!

I understand that this is a short novella and that it would contain spicy scenes. Yet even despite the size, and the explicit content, a writer should at least give some sort of introduction before telling me about this man's cock. What I thought would be a dark twisted, yet seductive, tale turned into just how many times can I squeeze in the word 'cock' and 'fucking'.
Perhaps it is just my tastes, I like a story with spice, not just spice with a sprinkling of story. Yet it wasn't just that. The main character felt dislikeable and not even in a good way.

Vampires at Sea is a campy vampire, queer cruise novella, following the most unlikable characters one could imagine.

I was extremely excited about this book, as it set up to be a campy vampire story. Two things I'm quite fond of. I was immediately hooked by the writing. While it first felt and appeared like a wattpad story and plot, the language was elevated and captivating to comb through.

My downfall with this book is my own preference in regards to my dislike of unlikable characters. Our main character is vain, self-absorbed, fame hungry vampire, and honestly, the supporting characters are no better.

I was hoping for more vampire action, more biting and more blood, but I was disappointed.

The ending left me feeling unsatisfied as the story was setting us up for a grand plot twist, a campy finish to the debacle I had been reading thus far. Instead, the ending turned the story into a character study of sorts. Insinuating there had been personal development and character growth throughout the story, something I strongly disagree took place.

All in all, it was rather underwhelming as a whole, with my expectations too high, and my assumptions on what the story was supposed to be... off.

Thank you to NetGalley for the ARC, in exchange for an honest review.

This book had the perfect idea but the execution fell short for me.
At times I didn’t understand where this story was headed, and other times I just completely misunderstood what was going on.
That being said, the book did have interesting and fun parts.

a dark but hilariously sexy gothic erotic horror!
immortal beloveds rebekah and hugh are take the Black Sea Cruise for a vacation to unwind and enjoy feasting on other passengers in a spicy queer friendly environment
when the couple meet Heaven, the magical non binary social media influencer,and misha the funny murderously outgoing friend rebekah needs
but when hugh completely falls for heaven, rebekah must fight for her eternal love and find who she is without hugh

I really enjoyed this. The writing style is delicious, the way the author describes things, feelings. The dread of existence and the excitement of it.

If I had to review this book with one word: Yummy.

I absolutely ate this book up, and I loved every moment of it. I was so happy when I got to the author's notes and they mentioned WWDITS, because this book feels as if Nadja and Laszlo were emotional vampires.

It was chaotic and sexy and a little mysterious, and the perfect book for me.

I cannot wait to be able to get this book physically in my hand so that I can eat it or something.

I'm not sure who this book is for, but I'm not it. Rebekah's voice was cold and pretentious, more than sexy and alluring. For a book about vampires, there is little about the vampire bit of their nature. Rebekah is obsessed with how hot she is and is very blunt about sex, and it got tiring fast. I wanted more humour, but this is more smutty high lit? It's an interesting combination that went over my head, sadly. And then she got jealous? Honestly, they should have got rid of the vampires and just had the story be about a couple experimenting with polygamy on a sex cruise. Unicorns at Sea would have worked just a well as a title..