I had an absolute blast reading this. It’s that type of hilarious horror that just hits the spot. I’m obsessed with Hugh and that is all.

Cruises, queerness, jealousy, shapeshifting, vampires, and an awesome cover—how was this ever not going to be a great book? The balance of horror and comedy worked really well in my opinion, and honestly this was just so much fun to read.

The main couple were both really interesting characters, and the FMC especially was an entertaining and well-written character with all her toxicity and messiness. I liked her journey throughout the story and the way her character developed, and even though this book is so short I feel like she was characterised really well.

There are maybe some small criticisms that could be made about the world-building, and a few unanswered questions about how society as a whole works in this book, but I don't think this is much of an issue because it didn't impact how entertaining and fun the book was at all.

I had a great time reading this and if you like messy, queer, slutty vampires then you will too!

Thanks to NetGalley, Creature Publishing, and Lindsay Merbaum for providing me with an eArc of this book in return for an honest review.

This book had me hooked from the first page with its unique plot and amusing characters. Lindsay spins a delicious tale of all the debauchery our vampires get into on this ship. Loved this story.

A boring orgy is a painful affair.

if you took what we do in the shadows and threw them on a queer cruise. this was slightly less mayhem than what my favorite vampires would have caused, but it still gave some slight wwdits vibes which i loved. short and fun! while it is giving romantic gothic vampire vibes, this feels like a perfect short read for the summer. very funny and vibrant but still a lot of heart. campy, sexy, queer, and horny as HELL.

Thank you NetGalley and Creature Publishing for sending this book for review consideration. All opinions are my own

Fun and rambunctious, this was a hell of a story. I really loved Rebekah, she was immovable and authentically herself. Hugh was also a great character, I see why the two of them have spent eternity together. Heaven on the other hand was incredibly annoying, however they made a perfect antagonist. While this is a short story, it was entertaining from the very start and was a nice break from some of the heavier books I’ve been reading. A great horror/comedy!