There was a lot going on in this book, it often felt like it was doing too much with the extreme roster of characters. Keeping track of Molly, Faye, Steve, Tiggy, Beau, Chester, Seph, Bea, Eleanor, etc was a lot that didn't always feel like it was progressing the plot. Much of the conflict felt unresolved, both with Beau but also with Lana's parents.

I enjoyed the dynamic and hijinx with Ethan and Lana, but even their HFN felt very rushed and unresolved.

I had a hard time getting through this book. While the plot was interesting, I did not like the way it was written. It was very stream of consciousness, there was a lot of (unnecessary) word repetition, and I had a hard time getting through it.

There were also several inconsistencies in the couple’s stories, and it was hard to follow.

This was the first book I’ve read by this author, and I’m sorry to say I don’t think I will be reading any anytime soon! I gave this book three stars solely because I forced myself to finish it because I needed to know the end, and also I did kind of like Ethan (the MMC).

Now, before I give you my opinions and thoughts, let me tell you a bit about the plot.

It starts with Lana and Ethan meeting and creating chaos in their wake. They decide to go their separate ways (after two nights, but I'll get to that) because it's the safest for everyone if they aren't together.

Fast forward two years, and Lana needs a date for her sister's wedding holiday in Australia (which is on the same day as her 30th birthday, boohoo for Lana). Oh, and did I mention Lana’s family is filthy rich, but she has an evil stepmother and a half-sister who doesn’t like her?

Anyway! She looks around for an inappropriate wedding date in an attempt to unapologetically be herself to her snooty family. (Think: if they think I'm irresponsible, I'll show them irresponsible.) Ultimately, she ends up bringing Ethan, and there's longing, some chaos, and Ethan keeps really stepping up and showing Lana why she was interested in him in the first place. Except, he's supposed to be helping her create chaos, not being amazing?????????

First of all, I think the blurb is pretty misleading because I thought I was reading a second-chance romance about EXES, and wouldn’t you know, Lana and Ethan only met twice TWO YEARS AGO.

It was also very insta-lovey for me—like, what do you mean you love him??????? What does he do for a living??????

I love a work of fiction as much as anyone else, but this was just very out of it and exaggerated for me. I felt like, throughout the 400 pages, I didn’t even know anything about either of the two main characters, except that she has zero ambitions and he… what? I learned more about Beau (the earl) than about Ethan.

This book tries to sell the idea of "finding ourselves at the age we need to," but this woman was thirty years old acting like she was 21. In fact, I know 15-year-olds with more substance and depth.

She only thought about herself. Your family hates you and doesn’t want to give you money—boohooooo.

Two-year separation after two nights together? Wow, the love story of a lifetime.
I didn’t know how to rate this book, but then I caught myself taking notes of a lot of things I didn’t like, more than I did like, and so my final rating rounded up to three stars. Because I did make myself finish it instead of skimming the pages.
There were some moments that were very funny—like when Seph (the half-sister and bride) expects the food to just appear on the hike. She was very funny but at the same time very annoying. Honestly, her entire family was extremely annoying except for Tiggy.

BUT LANA!!!
LANA.
LANA LANA LANA LANA.

The worst female character I’ve ever read. She had zero depth, zero ambition.

Thats it, thats my review.

I really wanted to like this book. I thought both of the main characters were fine, but there was so little relationship building on page that I didn’t really believe they loved each other by the end. I found the whole thing sort of chaotic. The reason for their breakup was weak and then two years pass by before they run into each other again. Even though it was a very short read, a second potential love interest is introduced just to add something that wasn’t even necessary. The tension from her family would have been enough and the extra guy was just strange.
2.5 stars overall, rounded up because it was a super quick read.

A bit of light hearted fun that had me laughing out loud. I really enjoyed this bit of silly escapism on a wet and windy day.

Lana isn't very happy as her "perfect" sister is getting married in Australia on her 30th birthday. Her (wealthy) family have their concerns about her behaviour so she gets a do and don't list. So she tries to find the most inappropriate date to the wedding.
And what could be better than the man she spend a few passionate, crazy days with in the wild... Which ended very badly?

I must say I didn't feel the vibe of Ethan and Lana. I do love fake dating stories, but this one didn't do it for me. The characters were so immature and I couldn't get myself to like them. The dialogues weren't it for me either. Normally you'd like the wealthy family to be wrong about the black sheep FMC... But she did seem as irresponsible and trashy as they said the is.


Thanks to Portia McIntosh, Boldwood Books and Netgalley for entrusting me to write an honest review in exchange for this ARC

Wish You Weren't Here, by Portia MacKintosh, starts as a funny meet-cute and grabbed my attention right away. The story, however, lagged a bit in the middle and I found myself skimming the text to get to the more interesting parts.  It did come around and ended up being a fun entertaining read! Thanks to NetGalley and the publisher for providing me with the ARC ebook I read and reviewed. All opinions are my own.

Lana and Ethan meet on Valentines Day, instantly connect, hook up and then go their separate ways. Fast forward to a couple of years later, Lana's half sister is getting married in Australia and Lana needs a plus one. After a few unsuccessful dates in order to find someone, Ethan re-enters Lana's life and steps in as the plus one.

Lana's father's side is astronomically rich, whereas Lana, who grew up with her mother, is not. The story could have done with more character development when it came to her family - I wish they'd treated Lana better as they seemed to have no redeeming qualities.

I loved how Lana and Ethan first met and I liked Ethan's character. Lana however, just seemed a little lost.

The story was far-fetched and the ending felt quite rushed, but overall it was a fun and entertaining read.

This was just not the book for me. I cannot relate to the characters nor did I find them interesting.

I really enjoy Portia's novels so I was delighted to have received an early copy of this novel.
This story starts out funny, strong and attention grabbing - it does wane a little in the middle - however pulls it together for the end. I like the characters, the story was a bit zany but if you treat it as fun then you'll enjoy it.

I’d like to thank NetGalley & Boldwood Books for this arc in exchange for my honest opinion!

This book felt like a fever dream. Lana comes from an insanely wealthy family. Her sister is getting married in Australia on Lana’s thirtieth birthday. Lana’s ex, Ethan, makes a random appearance two years later, when she is coincidentally in need of a chaotic wedding date to act out this plan of revenge on her family. It was a lot for a two hundred page book. It felt like the authors deadline was yesterday and she was trying to hit all the plot points in two chapters. Ethan and Lana had zero chemistry. They weren’t connected emotionally or even physically. The build up of events was extremely slow, half of the book was her dating other men. It felt false to call this a romance and even call it a fake-dating trope, when it started more than halfway through the book. It lacked cohesiveness which ultimately made me disappointed. I’m sad to say, I didn’t deem this book as enjoyable.

This story started off strong for me. I really enjoyed the meet-cute between Lana and Ethan, and the accidental run-in at work was both cute and believable. However, despite the book being only 300 pages, the story felt drawn-out. The main characters meet early on but don’t reconnect until more than halfway through the book, and even then, their romantic interactions are minimal until nearly the 85% mark. This was truly the slow burn to end all slow burns. While I’m not usually opposed to slow burns, I love the tension they build, but this story lacked that tension. Ethan clearly liked Lana more than she liked him. He worked hard to prove himself, while she remained fixated on someone else. It felt like she was after Beau primarily for his status, which contradicted the point of bringing Ethan to the wedding in the first place. Lana only seemed to realize she liked Ethan near the end, when she understood that Beau wasn’t loving her for who she truly was. The premise was strong, but the pacing didn’t align with it, and I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this couple broke up a few months after the book’s conclusion.

I liked how this one started, then I found it really hard to read and skimmed a lot of the sections until Ethan makes another appearance. I think there was too much time spent on that period, I felt like the book was halfway through before the trip to Australia. I don’t get why it was called Wish You Weren’t Here and I really struggled to like the FMC. Being a single POV, disliking the main character makes it hard to enjoy. I feel like she was basically in love with every bloke who gave her the time of day and didn’t try to assault her. I don’t think she is good enough for Ethan.

Wish You Weren’t Here is the perfect mix of laugh-out-loud chaos, sizzling chemistry, and heartfelt moments! Lana’s quest to upstage her sister’s wedding—with the help of her ex, Ethan—makes for a wildly entertaining ride. The Australian backdrop adds a sunny, escapist vibe, while the enemies-to-lovers tension between Lana and Ethan keeps the pages turning.

What starts as a scheme for revenge blossoms into something unexpectedly sweet as Ethan proves he’s not the same guy Lana remembers. Their banter is sharp, the romantic tension is off the charts, and the humor will have you rooting for Lana to find more than just payback.

If you love second-chance romance, a dash of revenge, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, this book is a must-read!

⭐️⭐️⭐️.25

Tropes:

2️⃣ Second chance romance
❣️ Fake dating
🛏️ One bed

I love the start of this book because it starts off with a funny meet-cute of the main characters - Lana and Ethan.

Lana works in a company that makes lifestyle apps and met Ethan in the office where they lied about each other’s job positions, but ended up being each other's valentine’s date. It seems like they enjoyed each other’s company too much to the point where they discovered that being together equals disaster. So we all know what happens next and fast forward to two years later, Lana goes on a mission to find a fake date to bring to her sister’s wedding which will take place on the same day as Lana’s birthday. I feel so sad and mad for her that her family is that uncaring towards her and she deserved better. I do like that we get to see the whole process of choosing her fake date but ofc we know who she brought.

Ethan is actually such a sweetheart, the way that he is very pro-active and willing to help out Lana. But, I was so confused on this new crush Lana has on Earl Beaumont, like do we need this drama? I was not vibing with it and the fact that we do not get more scenes with Lana and Ethan. I wanted to see more of their relationship rather than Lana and Beau.

All in all, it was a cute, fast-paced summer (in Australia) read and it gives me ‘Anyone but You’ vibes!

P.S. Thank you to NetGalley, Portia MacIntosh and Boldwood Books for giving me an ARC copy!

A super-fun Rom Com! Fake dating, the black sheep sibling, a fun location. This was a fun and entertaining read.
Thank you NetGalley and the publisher for access to this eARC.

I had a lot of fun reading this with all the banter, romance, humor, and pop culture references, The only thing I would've liked more of is more development with Lana and her relationship with her family. I feel like that would round out that subplot a bit more.

Thank you to NetGalley, Boldwood Books and of course, Portia MacIntosh, for an eARC of Wish You Weren’t Here in exchange for my honest review.

3.5 ⭐️
 
✔️ Fake Dating
✔️ Second Chance
✔️ Vacation/Holiday
✔️ Black Sheep of the Family FMC
 
When the opportunity arises not to spend Valentines Day alone and instead spend it with a virtual stranger, one she just met at work hours prior, Lana says yes. It ended up being the first yes (of many to come) for the night when Lana and Ethan decide to play a game - in which anything anyone asks or offers them - they have to say yes. After the most chaotic and best night together, Lana decides it’s best to keep her distance from Ethan. However, this won’t be the last of their encounters.

As it happens, Lana’s “perfect” sister is getting married, which means her family has concerns … about Lana’s behavior. She’s been instructed with a do and don’t list and to be on her absolute best behavior. Lana can do that, so long as she brings along a date that won’t be on their best behavior. Looking for the perfect guy, Lana embarks on finding the “best” horrible date. Little does she know that her and Ethan’s paths will cross again, at the perfect timing. Ethan agrees to play his her rules, but once there will he continue to play by her rules or will he play by his own?

For me personally, I really related to Lana’s character. Being in your later 20s and getting closer to your 30s, was not a fun time, or at least it wasn’t for me. 30 is a staple age, one that both people and society put a lot of pressure on. Lana is the blueprint of someone who is trying and struggling to piece all the aspects of her life together – dating, partying, living situations, friends, working a job where she isn’t appreciated. Lana is a fresh breath of air as a reminder that it’s okay not to have everything all figured out by society’s standards. Everyone has their own timeline and it’ll all work out how it’s supposed too. ALSO, while we’re on the topic of relatability, glad to see I’m not the only one going on horrible dates from dating apps!!! 😂

There were a few things that were not my cup of tea for this book:

1. The family subplot: I thought this just needed more/ underdeveloped? I would’ve liked to see more development between Lana and her family – I suppose you could say things were mending, but she never got that moment of her sticking up for herself. If anything the only family member that kind of won me over was Chester.

2. Love triangle drama.

3. Not necessarily a problem, but would’ve loved to see an epilogue to tie things together more!

This was my first read by Portia MacIntosh, and I’m excited to check out more of Portia’s work!

Wish You Weren't Here was such a fun read! Lana's quest to find a date for her sister's wedding is interesting to say the least. Enter Ethan. Whenever they are together, chaos tends to ensue and it made for a hilarious read! Highly recommend!

If you’re a fan of laugh-out-loud romantic comedies with a side of chaos, Portia MacIntosh’s latest novel, "Wish You Weren’t Here" might just be for your. Set against the backdrop of a glamorous Australian destination wedding (with plenty of drama along the way), this book delivers a delightful mix of humor, family drama, and closed-door romance.

FMC Lana's younger, “perfect” half-sister is getting married—on Lana’s 30th birthday, no less. To top it off, her posh family has set rules for Lana to ensure she doesn’t “upstage” the bride. But Lana isn’t one to play by the rules. Armed with her too-sexy dress, she’s determined to bring the most inappropriate wedding date she can find. Enter Ethan, her charming and chaos-prone ex. Together, they plan to wreak havoc, but Ethan seems to have his own agenda--and so do several others at the wedding.

Lana is a relatable protagonist for those of us who enjoyed our 20s: emotional, impulsive, and trying to find her footing in a world where she doesn’t quite fit. It's enjoyable to see her grow and her relationship with Ethan change from just chemistry to something more. Their chaotic misadventures serve as a reminder that it’s OK to be imperfect and that the best relationships—romantic or familial—are built on authenticity.

"Wish You Weren’t Here" is perfect for fans of second-chance romances, fake-dating antics, and protagonists who learn to embrace their quirks. With its blend of humor, heart, and swoon-worthy romance, this book is sure to leave you smiling long after you’ve turned the final page. If you love books by Sophie Kinsella, Beth O’Leary, or Emily Henry, you’ll find a lot to enjoy here.

Thank you to the publishers and NetGalley for the opportunity to review a temporary digital ARC in exchange for an unbiased review.