Meh... this was lackluster... it had potential but the boss never speaks... how does he run this company or make connections to anyone? Almost gave up on it but couldn't help but want to know how it ended.

Thank you NetGalley for this review copy.
IDK why I keep doing this to myself........of course I didn't like this book but I'll read all of her published works because my curiosity will kill me someday....

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Lola Faust’s books are so unique and original. It’s always a fun time reading Dino romances and this one might be better for then the original books. 🫣

Fifty Shades of Gorgosaur by Lola Faust is a delightfully bizarre yet surprisingly well-executed blend of dinosaur romance and erotic fiction. The story flows smoothly, with its unconventional premise somehow working in a way that feels natural rather than forced. The weird erotic twists add to the charm, creating a unique and engaging narrative that keeps the reader intrigued. The steamy scenes are well-written and seamlessly integrated into the plot, making the dino romance feel oddly compelling. If you're open to an outlandish yet enjoyable ride, this book delivers exactly that.

Thanks to NetGalley and BooksGoSocial for the ARC.

Fifty Shades of Grey, but replace the asshole billionaire with a dinosaur. He is just a dino, doesn't even talk. Along with a literal thirst for goats and abusive exes, he also has a thirst for... naughtier things. It's entertaining enough, exactly what it says it's gonna be.

I 100% read this book because i was curious to see a different side of smut than I was used to a see how “weird?” Things could get.
I definitely didn’t expect to like it but I kind of did?

My feelings about this novella is conflicted because how do you even review dinosaur smit to begin with?

Over all the writing was good and the plot was thin only because of how short the book was.
I liked the FMC fine and the dinosaur boss was ok even though he didn’t so match speak as to roar and growl sometimes.

Thank you NetGalley for this book!

A nice little palate cleanser. This author knows how to write weird, spicy yet brilliantly fun dinosaur erotica. I was honestly giggling my way through this with some certain descriptions! A highly amusing read!

They say curiosity killed the cat….consider me 💀

honestly I dunno why I requested this but I was curious okay?? I don’t know what I expected but let me tell you, it wasn’t this…

I read Lola's Wet hot allosouraus summer and had the best time a while ago. Laughing my butt off and enjoying it. Unfortunately I did find that in this one. One of the things I missed that the other had was the FMCs ability to talk to the dinosaur. It made this one feel like there was no connection. And a orgy with goat blood as anal lube for a virgin is a bit bonkers. Even more so than your normal dinosaur erotica.

Alessandra is a god loving virgin who has never even been kissed. Despite this she is a stage 4 pervert. She applies to be the personal assistant of Tristan Black, a reclusive billionaire and accepts the job 1) without seeing any job description and 2) having a high suspicion that she is getting hired to be a corporate prostitute. Umm, honey, you have zero qualifications for that job, but you do you. She also has never seen a pic of said billionaire which is a real gamble being that most billionaires are pasty and horrible. But like they say “a virgin’s gonna eat too”.

Well Daddy Warfucks ends up not being pasty weirdo, but instead he is a scaly MF dinosaur- A Gorgosaur who’s about to make her crotchasore. Tristan devours a live goat in front of her and squirts blood and goat guts on her and she’s like “new kink: unlocked”. Soon she’s having a gang bang w dino, a female assistant, and Alberto from HR…and then the rest of the office gets involved. Things go off the rails when another goat is added to the fray and Tristan uses its blood as lube and makes her anusosore and holy shit this woman was a virgin just a few hours ago!! Alessandra falls in love with Tristan and his assistant and they get married as a throuple.

Lots of questions here: how did Tristan become a billionaire when he has no verbal language besides growling? Can he even read? As the only dinosaur still around in modern times, how has he stayed under the radar? Does Alessandra have heath benefits with that company- bc that girl is gonna need some pelvic floor PT?

Definitely recommend.

Smut- 4.97 stars
Romance- 1.68 stars
Story- 4.51 stars
Goat blood as lube- neg 12.42 stars

This was a good dino erotic book it was written well with lots of good spicy scenes! Anybody that enjoys dino erotica will definitely enjoy this one!

A Fifty Shades retelling where Christian is a dinosaur billionaire? Sure, why not. Billionaires shouldn't exist but maybe they can if they're dinosaurs, I was willing to try. There were a few (many) things that bothered me but 1) how is he a huge billionaire amazing businessman/businessdinosaur if he can't speak? He says nary a word but sometimes chirps and his assistant interprets his moods? HOW ARE YOU MAKING BUSINESS DECISIONS? 2) the fmc is a virgin from a very Christian upbringing who signs up to be the sub to this billionaire dinosaur (we won't get into all the workplace issues I thought of as I read) and loses said virginity with group sex and a dead goat. IT IS LUDICROUS. In not a good way.

Thanks to NetGalley for the arc

Lola Faust delivers yet another insane “what did I just read” level of dinosaur romance.

Thanks to Netgalley and Lola Faust for an eARC in exchange for an honest review.

A short, salacious and steamy erotic romance that brings dinosaurs together with 50 Shades. I felt the majority of the book was about the interview and only had a few shades of Gorgosaur, but was compelling enough to want more Mr. Black and Nellie.

Lola has the most creative stories! I’ve never been more equally entertained and grossed out. A 50 shades I was finally able to finish.

Dinosaur erotica. You read that right. Never in a million years would I have thought I would have an arc of this. I enjoyed 50 Shades of Grey, but Christian Grey as a billionaire dinosaur instead was what drew me in. It felt like it would be a fun read. But I really don't know how to feel about that switch, even still. Honestly, it's exactly what you think but only worse. And a lot of human/human sex when it's supposed to be about a dinosaur. What a genre.

This is quick and dirty and nonsensical. I LOVE a silly little erotica to make myself laugh, but this was just bad. Basically just a sex cult situation with a dinosaur that I'm somehow supposed to believe is a billionaire CEO? Without any way to communicate? At least make him like a dinosaur shifter or something!

✨I received this as as ARC from NetGalley in exchange for my honest review✨
Honestly this could have been weirder and I would have had the same amount of fun. Was I expecting this to be fifty shades of grey fanfic but instead of a man he’s a dinosaur? I was not, but honestly I don’t really know what I was expecting. I picked up two other dino eroticas by this author this summer and they are always just so fun and silly and easy to read.
I would recommend this, but only if you’re a weirdo.

A completely wild read. Somehow, even knowing full well this was an erotic, dinosaur flavored parody of Fifty Shades of Grey, I was surprised by this one (more so by the logistics of a dinosaur billionaire than the fact that there’s an audience for this). The writing is hilariously cringe inducing. The plot is nonexistent outside the necessary set up for the parody title- which may be what readers are looking for.

Even though this book wasn’t for me, I guess I would recommend this to readers looking for a truly ridiculous read or to people who like dinosaurs a little too much.

I knew what I was getting into with this one—I was expecting something light and quick and a little off the rails. It started strong—decent character development for the female main character and some good suspense—but rushed to the finish and was kind of confusing. How does Tristan communicate with anyone? How does he run a mega corporation? While it wasn’t the worst way for me to spend an hour, I can’t say I’d recommend. Another reviewer said that it would have been better if Tristan was a shifter and I agree.