The Brazilian
brilliantly witty holiday read exposing the garish world of reality TV
by Rosie Millard
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Pub Date 14 Jun 2017 | Archive Date 26 Jul 2017
Description
Perfect for fans of Rachel Johnson and Claire Sandy, The Brazilian offers a much-needed dose of celeb scandal for fans of Love Island and other reality TV shows.
Following a sensational scandal at one of London's most desired postcodes, Jane and Patrick decide to escape the gossip with a family holiday to Ibiza, their eight-year-old son George in tow.
Also on the island that week is a TV reality show involving an eccentric artist, a horny It Girl, a Brazilian footballer and a famous magician.
As hapless celebrities are picked off one by one, Jane is desperate to be on the programme, leaving childcare in the not so capable hands of a teenager.
One lesbian escapade and an explosive row over hair removal later, the contestants of Ibiza or Bust leave the island with more than sand in places they never knew existed...
'Quirky... and real fun too!' The Independent
'Worthy of Trollope, Austen and Arnold Bennett' Mature Times
'Pin-sharp and wickedly funny' Adam Foulds
'Shot through with wit... Punctures the tawdry and vacuous world of Reality TV with a racy, pacy wit. ' Jonathan Maitland
'A hilarious bit of escapism. The perfect accessory forany beach vacation.' Jo Piazza
'Packed with sun, scandal and crackling humour, this is a beach read full of belly laughs.' Chrissie Manby
'The Brazilian is what happens when Wish you were here? meets I’m a Celebrity: Rosie Millard’s well-observed island romp depicts the ultimate all-inclusive fortnight in Ibiza. A fun, fast-paced read ideal for a summer getaway' Simon Calder, Travel Journalist & Broadcaster
'Hilarious naughty fun - The Brazilian could not have been a more perfect companion for the beach!' Lucy Sykes
'An irresistible energy pulsates through Rosie Millard's latest novel. She capture the foibles and follies of her characters with a wry humour that is hard to resist.' Mark Palmer, Daily Mail
Available Editions
| EDITION | Ebook |
| ISBN | 9781787199866 |
| PRICE | £4.99 (GBP) |
| PAGES | 288 |
Featured Reviews
Tracey F, Reviewer
This had me laughing so much, the characters are great and had me chuckling at every turn of the page. Rosie writes really well, she knows how far to go and has obviously researched well.
This is one of the top ten books everyone needs in their case or backpack this year, they certainly will not be disappointed. It has fun, emotion, entertainment and lots of summer sun. Grab a Pina Colada and The Brazilian and get on that sun lounger and encounter a summer read you will never forget
Dash F, Reviewer
4☆ Fun, cheeky Summer Read
The Brazilian is a very fun, cheeky, adventurous, humorous read.
From the very first page Rosie had me laughing out loud. A Brazilian wax will never be the same lol
This is my first book by Rosie and I'm looking forward to reading more!
It's jam packed full of humorous, quirky characters.
All are holidaymakers in Ibiza.
Except some are there for a reality tv show, some are there for a so called family holiday, 2 young people sneaking around (one a Nanny & the other sneaked to Ibiza with a walking club to be with he's girlfiend), a walking holiday group, tv crew. & a celeb.
It's non stop craziness.
If I say anymore then I will ruin the story. But let's just say things are not what they Seem, and for some reason or another the contestants and the people on holiday seem to know each other not all of them but some.
My favourite Character was Jane, her witty thoughts and opinions had me laughing out loud.
She goes to Ibiza with her husband who she isn't really getting on with and her son George who is desperate for attention.
But she brings Belle her Nanny along so she can have adult time.
But Belle has other ideas. She regretfully leaves out her boyfriend is also going to be in Ibiza and they plan to have as much fun as possible.
I mean what could possibly go wrong!!!
The reality TV show contestants are a very eclectic bunch of B list celebs, all desperate to make it big.
The show Ibiza or Bust is clever and has the celebs doing all kinds of things. You really have to read it to find out more!
The only thing that I found could be confusing is that there is so many characters, each chapter is told by a different character. So you sometimes have to try and second guess who the chapter is referring too.
Especially early on with the tv show contestants when you are trying to learn who each one is.
Although this is a based on a reality tv show, please don't be put off reading it as there is so many interesting fun, quirky, eclectic characters and storylines that there is more this book has to give!
But overall a quick, fun read.
Definetly recommend this book to readers who love comedy, chick lit, holiday reads, reality shows, looking for a fun & easy summer read.
Media/Journalist 202289
Awesome story. Can’t wait to read more from this author!!!
Jami C, Reviewer
There is just something about this authors prose that pulls me in. I thoroughly enjoyed this one, as I did the previous tale with links to this one. Being a detestor of reality TV, I just was so tickled at the behind-the-scenes hilarity and intrigue that kept me hoppin’ & gigglin’ all the way through. Check this one out y’all, this author is definitely one of my new faves!
