Bestselling author David Aretha calls National Parks a "fresh,scathing, hilarious, and brilliant satire of greedy corporate America and our shamefully broken Congress."

America is bankrupt thanks to legislative ineptitude, and Congress knows just how to save it - selling its national parks to the highest bidders. Join the deliciously corrupt Crouch triplets; the beautiful but conscience deficient lobbyist Tureen O'Porto; the closet toe fetishist and early adopter of all things digital Sneath Naydir; and Hong Kong billionaire gangster Benjamin Franklin Chang who lusts for the Smoky Mountain National Park, in this tale of government failure. Can legislators do anything other than be ineffective, argumentative, and inactive?

For lovers of semi-dystopian, satirical send-ups of political malfeasance, corporate greed, and threats to America's environment, National Parks skewers all available targets in Washington's beltway. This is a slap-the-table funny book that also encourages the reader to appreciate the glory of our national parks and worry about their potential loss.