Battle Beyond the Dolestars

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Pub Date 19 Sep 2019 | Archive Date 25 Sep 2019

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Time for the Machine Republic to Kurl Up and Dye

It’s a year since the Battlestar Suburbia broke free from Earth and the human rebellion is hiding out in the asteroid belt. Their leader, Admiral Janice, is assembling a fleet she hopes can topple robot rule – except on Wednesday afternoons when she can do you a half head of highlights for 30 quid.

Janice has given Darren, now the reluctant captain of the teenage starship Polari, a critical mission, to open up a path back to Earth by bombing the Martian Gap Services. But when it goes wrong and Darren and his crew are chased deep into the solar system, Janice has only one hope left, back on Earth.

Here, sentient breadmaker Pamasonic Teffal is resisting the human–machine war the best way she knows how: by running for office. Until a distress signal from Janice persuades her to get her turbo-charged alter ego Pam Van Damme out of mothballs, that is…

Can Pam save the solar system and rescue Kelly from the clutches of her nemesis, the crazed smartphone-turned-cyborg, Sonny Erikzon? Find out in another anarchic comic adventure from the inimitable Chris McCrudden.

Time for the Machine Republic to Kurl Up and Dye

It’s a year since the Battlestar Suburbia broke free from Earth and the human rebellion is hiding out in the asteroid belt. Their leader, Admiral...


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A humorous and entertaining reading experience for fans of science fiction — particularly readers of Douglas Adams.

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A wonderful romp through.... well everywhere really. With all your favourite characters from the first book and some great new ones, for the full review go to https://joebloggshere.tumblr.com/post/187001381631/battle-beyond-the-dolestars-by-chris-mccrudden

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I really enjoyed this book! The writing style was fun and easy, without being simple. There were some moments that I laughed out loud (especially the tour through a sub Reddit), and it was cool to see an idea of what could happen to the Internet in the future.

I couldn't entirely picture the many many robots very well. I kept picturing like, a toaster with weird little cartoon hands, which I don't think was the intention. But I loved that the robot "heroes" were the everyday type of machines: a printer, a breadmaker, an alarm clock. The machine names were hilarious and punny, and I loved the question of autonomy that was brought up.

The human characters were also very entertaining, though my love for that little breadmaker is higher. I liked that the main couple was gay and it wasn't a big deal (because it isn't). And of course, they're all extremely British, which only heightened my enjoyment.

Overall, this book was a lot of fun to read and I definitely recommend it!

Also: I didn't realize this was the second book in the series and I got through just fine, so don't worry if you haven't read the first one :)
Thanks to Netgalley for an ARC.

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I got this as an ARC from netgalley, thank you!

This book was really fun to read! An adventure across space and the internet, and the story of a war between the ruling robots and the human rebels. The writing had a little bit of a Douglas Adams-esque feel, and was filled with pop culture references. I'm sure I didn't pick up on all of them, but I did spot quite a few! My favourite was the Alien reference. I love a good Alien reference.

The story is very surreal, and it did take me a few chapters to get into it, but then the flow of the story picked up, I got to know the characters better, and I was hooked. There are some really clever ideas. I particularly liked visiting the internet as a tourist destination, and memes getting physical bodies. And somehow the author actually managed to get me to care about breadmakers, motorbikes and printers. The characters are great, although it was quite hard to actually picture the robots at times. I couldn't work out where the legs and arms were. I think Pam was my favourite character overall, she's very multifaceted!

The plot was fun, the characters engaging, and the ending satisfying. I haven't read the first book (although now I want to!) and I didn't feel like I was missing anything from the story, so don't worry if you haven't read the first book.

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Absolutely bonkers! This is has to be one of the silliest and most enjoyable sci-fi series ever. So many great ideas and a host of crazy characters. The ridiculous becomes sublime.

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It's the second book I read by this author and I'm in love with them.
They made me laugh, kept hooked and are well written.
I look forward to reading other works by this author.
Highly recommended!
Many thanks to the publisher and Netgalley for this ARC, all opinions are mine.

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This book is so bonkers - in a good way, I hasten to add - so although there is a bit of a catch-up of the shenanigans that happened in Battlestar Suburbia - the series opener - you would do well to read that first!
So, we reconnect with the gang a year after the Suburbia broke free of Earth. The human race, displaced by machines, is in hiding in an asteroid belt. Plotting revenge and how to get Kelly back from the clutches of the evil Sonny Erikzon. Meanwhile, Darren is captaining his own ship, Polaris, and has a mission of his own to open up a way back to Earth via the Martian Gap.
Back on Earth and it is all in the "hands" of Pam. Or Pamasonic Teffal to give her full name! A very brave breadmaker with a special talent and alter ego!
And so begins a delightfully bonkers romp in space which really defies explanation. Kinda you had to be there...
As with the first in series, this book tickled my sense of humour. For the third time I will use the word bonkers as it just fits. It's also quite clever in the wonderful word play throughout. And the technology - some that I really wish would actually happen - is fascinating.
Characters are all, well, indescribable really, but they all work! Throw in a bit of pop culture to take me down memory lane and I had an absolute blast reading this book. The bit with the cats especially - oh my - near fell off my chair laughing at that bit!
All in all a cracking book that just defies everything but was brilliant in the way it doesn't take itself seriously. I really can't wait til episode three. My thanks go to the Publisher and Netgalley for the chance to read this book.

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I really love this series. It was interesting and funny. It was definitely one of a kind sci fi book.

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Take a large portion of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, add some additional pure absurdity and bad puns, and whirl madly in the blender of the author’s brain and you have Battle Beyond the Dolestars. A laugh-out-loud novel of when machines take over the world and humanity’s greatest hope is a hairdresser, a pilot impersonating Hans Solo, and a sentient toaster named Pam. What could, and does, go wrong makes for a hilarious journey around the cosmos.

Once again, the Battlestar Suburbia is trying to gain Earth back from the machines. If you read and enjoyed the first book in the series, this is more of the same joke-y play on science fiction tropes. And RuPaul, which might have something to do with the author’s history of being a burlesque dancer—or not. Still, I love assistant chief Rita telling the Rockettes, who are female and literally going to be pretending to be an asteroid belt, “Gentlemen, start your engines.” Highly recommended! 4 stars!

Thanks to Farrago Books and NetGalley for granting my wish for a copy in exchange for my honest review.

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Once again sturdy bread maker Pam Teffal and her femme fatale sidekick Pam Van Damme have to try and prevent a machine meltdown but this time also stop Sonny from destroying the Machine Republic. Oh and see if they can separate Sonny from his unwilling “fleshie” hostage. I do wish that there had been a bit more of Kelly but smart mouthed Rita, who is now part of a couple with Kelly’s mom Janice, was a nice addition as well as Danny who has plans for an exfoliating empire of face products and treatments.

Even though I thought I remembered much of what happened in the first book, having this one start off with minimal background made it a rocky start getting back up to speed. The character development is inventive and good though it’s sometimes hard to imagine the machines being able to move as described. There are several plot threads that are woven together and must be kept track of as well as some subtle references to the state of world affairs in our present day. I followed the twists and turns fairly well until near the end of the story when I got a tad lost in the complicated plot but I enjoyed seeing everything tied together and finished off. Plus the cats – loved the LOLcats. B-

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Fans of Douglas Adams and Grant Naylor won't be disappointed by McCrudden's latest offering. Very fast paced romp through the cosmos which results in a lot of laughs along the way.

Really enjoyed this one and I liked how McCrudden managed to tie all the plots together so neatly, and the characters were likeable as well as memorable. Granted, there were a few background characters I would have liked to have seen more of, but we're still early on in the series.

Looking forward to the next one.

With thanks to Netgalley and the publisher for the arc.

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Another instalment of silly sci-fi fun in what has become one of my favourite series of late. Wonderful escapist nonsense that will hopefully carry on for another couple of books at least.

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This was a hilarious Sci-Fi . Very difficult to picture as the characters were mainly machines but it certainly caught the imagination. I have never read anything quite like this before, Leave all your preconceived ideas behind as you enter the Battle Beyond the Dolestars

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Battle Beyond the Dolestars by Chris McCrudden is the second of the Battlestar Suburbia books is both as absurd and funny as the first one. Picking up a year after the first we see our three sets heroes resuming their fight against the Machine Republic.
As with the Battlestar Suburbia, this second book has hints of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, however a little less of the latter’s surrealism, as well as enough film and pop culture references to keep any sci-fi fan happy.
I am hoping this is not the last of Chris McCrudden’s series and hopefully, it picks up again with our characters or even introduces further stories in his comic world.

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This is a great follow up to Battlestar Suburbia, keep replicating the Pams!
The Pam-nanos strike back?

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Battle Beyond the Dolestars is a new humorous SF romp and the second book in the Battlestar Suburbia series by Chris McCrudden. Released 19th Sept 2019 by Farrago, it's 352 pages and available in paperback and ebook formats.

This is a sequel, following a cast of returning characters (human, machine, and both/neither) who are fighting to save humanity from an oppressive machine empire run by Sonny Erikzon (*groan*). There is enough backstory included to not feel terribly lost, but the reading will be enhanced by having read the prequel.

The setup and humor remind me very much of other humorous SF(ish) classics: Fforde, Fowler, Grant/Naylor, Moore, Stross, et.al. It's not derivative, not exactly, the author has a slightly different humorous slant and oh, good heavens, the puns flow like a mighty river. Whilst reading, I definitely felt like the aforementioned authors were being channeled though...

There are genuinely funny moments and the pacing is frenetic and relentless. The bad guys are boo-worthy, the good guys (mostly identifying as female) are plucky and funny and brave and the end result is enjoyably readable.

Three and a half stars, rounded up for the writing. People who loathe puns (or humorous SF) will likely not enjoy this one. Fans of Laundry Files, Red Dwarf, HHGttG, and the others will find a lot to like until the next Shadow Police novel hits the stands (if it ever does... yes, I'm lookin' at you, Paul Cornell).

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You’ll be pleased to hear that book two of the Battlestar Suburbia continues in exactly the same vein as book one, with kick-ass women, sympathetic characters, and puns up the wazoo. I honestly think that Chris McCrudden is some kind of pun-generating machine. They were everywhere, stuffed into crannies ready to leap out at you with no warning. My favourite was one where, after dressing for the part of “renegade spaceship captain” in knee high boots, tight trousers, and a dark waistcoat (sound familiar?), Darren ends up stranded in space and pondering his future alone. He’s never been entirely comfortable with his current costume, and was only wearing it because it seemed appropriate for the role, but on reflection of his current circumstances he isn’t, he decides, made for the “solo life”.

I have been thinking about that pun ever since I read it. I nearly messaged the publisher to express my delight. It was built up subtly over chapters, and then just dropped in the rhythm of narrative with no force whatsoever. I find myself wondering how many other puns which were threaded through like this I actually managed to miss. Probably more than I should admit to.

This instalment takes place over a similarly truncated time frame as the first book, but despite being split over more narratives it feels less frenetic because it’s essentially a siege plot, with the machines unleashing their (hurriedly-assembled) Ultimate Weapon against the Battlestar Suburbia. Darren ends up trapped with his nuclear-missile-turned-spaceship somewhere on Jupiter, Pam wrangles her multiple versions, Freda attempts to escape from virtual prison, and newly-introduced printer Fuji finds herself attempting to fly a spaceship which has the mental age of a toddler and only wants to watch cartoons. McCrudden somehow finds time within this to explore more fully some of the ideas he introduced frantically in the first book. Darren’s habit of wearing costumes is brought back, as he tries to find out who he really is and work out how it meshes with who he thinks he’s supposed to be which has quite a lovely resolution.

Equally, the technique Pam learns in book 1 where she splits herself between multiple machines becomes a thread here, but each split Pam begins to develop their own variant personality around the core Pam, and seeing these different shades of Pam try to work out how they rub along together and co-exist. It’s a great way of exploring the facets of Pam’s personality and all her neuroses and issues.

There’s always some slices of truth in humour, and this book opens a year after the end of Battlestar Suburbia, and life has continued. Machine culture has embraced filth as a response to the human cries for freedom, and the Machine government is busy riling the citizens up into febrile hatred to gain support for this war against humans. Pam tries to find human sympathists but is instead fighting an uphill battle against bombastic soundbites and populist sentiment. Fuji shows the other side of this, drafted into the front lines of the operation underneath battle-crazed Generals. It’s a clear parallel to much of the history of combat – leaders rushing troops out underprepared and with shoddy equipment, trying to push them over lines with the power of momentum rather than actual preparation and training.

Yeah, it’s a little near the knuckle, but McCrudden doesn’t linger too much on it, and instead uses it as catalyst for what comes next. He explores the nature of personhood, of right and wrong, and of leadership. What makes a strong leader, what makes a good leader? Where does your moral code stop and your duty to your nation begin? It’s also an interesting dynamic where for humans death is final, for machines it last as long as it takes to load your last backup into a new body. Machines wouldn’t even remember the trauma of their death. The risks are unequal between the sides, but so is the sanity, which is weighted in the other direction.

I’m not sure if this is the final book in a duology, or the second book in a series. I think there’s more to be explored in this world, but the ending to this book felt more final. It was a nice ending, and worked really well. I hope there is more, but if not I will be interested to see what else McCrudden has to offer.

Briefly:

Continues in the same vein as Battlestar Suburbia but explores more nuances as the plot gives room for more personal introspection. McCrudden is kind to his protagonists, and treats them gently even as they are embedded in the humour.
The puns in this are incredible, some more clearly broadcast than others, some slipped in with incredible nuance to surprise you. Every word and set up is carefully chosen, I get the impression that nothing here is an accident.
There’s something refreshing about the mix of this cast – two mothers, four old ladies, and a man exploring his identity openly and vulnerably. McCrudden doesn’t really give us any traditional action heroes, or even antiheroes. He gives us normal people, voices of sanity, but with flaws and confusions of their own.
Rating: 5/5 – something feels very kind in this series, at its heart, even where it deals with violence and oppression. McCrudden knows people, I think, and it comes across.

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I liked the previous one, as my review would show. This is the kind of second in a series that cannot be appreciated if you have not read the first. It is imperative that you read and understand the ongoing chaos on Earth and beyond as depicted in the first to relish the (mis) adventures in this instalment.

When we last left the humans, they had successfully launched an uprising, but they now had to keep it afloat. As most things about this book are, the word afloat is both literal and figurative. Each paragraph is usually littered with such references that a person with even a basic understanding of mechanics, electrical bits and pieces or even the gadgets most use daily would have great fun 'decoding'. The story is filled with a lot of action and planning, both by machines and humans (even mild help from a technically abstract cat(s)). There are spies, double-crossers and a whole lot of heroes. I am not going into more details of the situation itself because that would mean a complete revelation of the first book, and if you have not read it, you should!

It is wacky to an extreme but at the same time has an intelligence within it making it a delightful read. It took me a couple of sittings, unlike a few other genres, but on the whole, I appreciated it and had fun trying to make sure I spot all the hidden double-meaning references. We have spunky breadmakers (with a secret sourdough starter from her mother), a gun or two (and all the darker implications that go with it), cyborgs, memes as tourist destinations, a couple set on helping each other survive a war and a man who finds his inner diva to name just a few of the most random assortment of characters who make a compelling and coherent narrative. 
Some lines I remembered to highlight while reading that might throw more light on the tone of the book:

"Without the right machine learning, they struggled to distinguish their needs from those of others"- apart from being insightful it actually means machines - learning

"..Spiteful, wasteful and determined to use its ingenuity to the wrong ends."- Which I think speaks louder than could be expected from just these few words.

I received an ARC thanks to NetGalley and the publishers, but the review is entirely based on my own reading experience, and my primary degree in Engineering probably helped too.

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The battle is on!
The human revolution is strong, but the path to victory is not an easy one.
This book is a great read. It's got humor, war tactics, romance, betrayal, and mostly absurd situations you can't help enjoying.
I'm so happy this second part was written. It made me laugh so much I think I'll have to read it again.
Also, I have a new respect for cats on the internet.

Thanks NetGalley and the author for my ARC.

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