Step aside, Poirot. Move over, Marple. Introducing… WAGatha Christie.

And Then There Was… One is a dramatic retelling of the moment Coleen Rooney decided to trade in her handbags for handcuffs, don a Homburg and begin a career in law enforcement. It is an aspirational story of breaking free from the shackles of societal expectations, recognising your talents and finding your true calling.

When Coleen Rooney spots leaked stories concerning her private life in the tabloids, she’s convinced that Alfred, the butler, is the culprit. But when it transpires he has merely been selling Wayne’s used socks to crazed fans online, her attention turns to another suspect. It’s ……….