Time in a Bottle

Could The Fountain of Youth Be Real?

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Pub Date 23 Feb 2023 | Archive Date 30 Mar 2023

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Description

Lorelei, a 60-year-old virgin, owns a Miami lingerie shop, eats organic food, and minds her own business. She never considers alternatives to this life until the day her well runs dry, when Juan the well-digger plunges its depths and taps into the flow of hidden water from an underground spring. She attributes her awakening sensuality and increasingly youthful appearance to her healthy lifestyle. Her business partner, Sharleen, suspects that the water has more to do with Lorelei's changes than the ingestion of kale and quinoa, and embarks on a campaign to sell it from the shop.

Someone else is interested in this water: Winona, a 500-year-old Native American woman who has been following the spring through the ages in her eternal search for youth, and has lost its trail. She finds it in Lorelei's back yard, and is desperate to claim it once again for herself. Her obsession leads to Juan's linked ancestry to Ponce de Leon, to Winona's connection with that history, and to the ultimate convergence of all their stories. Obsession with youth, fear of death, and the vagaries of time are ideas explored by quirky characters with depth and insight beneath their offbeat humor.

Lorelei, a 60-year-old virgin, owns a Miami lingerie shop, eats organic food, and minds her own business. She never considers alternatives to this life until the day her well runs dry, when Juan the...


A Note From the Publisher

Marjorie Klein's first novel, Test Pattern (Wm. Morrow Publishers, 2000; HarperCollins/Perennial 2001) was a Barnes and Noble "Discover Great New Writers" selection. Boom! A Miami Beach Story was published in 2021. Her essays and narrative nonfiction have appeared in various publications, including 20 years of writing for Tropic, the Miami Herald's former Sunday magazine. Recipient of a Florida Individual Artist Fellowship and an MFA from Florida International University, she served as a preliminary judge for the National Foundation for Advancement in the Arts for 13 years and is a member of the Flatiron Writers group in Asheville. She has taught in writing programs at the university level in Florida and North Carolina, and presently lives in the Asheville, NC area.

Marjorie Klein's first novel, Test Pattern (Wm. Morrow Publishers, 2000; HarperCollins/Perennial 2001) was a Barnes and Noble "Discover Great New Writers" selection. Boom! A Miami Beach Story...


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This novel was superb and a masterpiece. The plot, the humour, the profound insights about life, are all fantastic. I recommend the novel highly. Life is changed for Lorelei and Sharleen when Juan, a well digger, calls on Lorelei to dig a well. She cannot get any water otherwise. I am not going to say what happens after that but the book is funny, moving and insightful. Add to that the fact that the novel is well written. I am going to get more of Marjorie Klein's books.

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Lorelei and her best friend Charlene or 60 year old women living in Miami and run a lingerie shop. One of Laura lives favorite things to do after work is the soak in the tub with lavender bubbles but lately that is becoming harder and harder to do as her water comes out and trickles. This is why she finds herself talking to the good looking plumber named Jose. She wants him to dig another well so she can take a bath. At first he says she may have to call someone else but it takes a shine to her and gives it his best shot anyway. When he strikes water it’s not from the usual source but from a lake nearby and Lorelei is so happy her and one toast with her new water and champagne glasses. not only is this water more clear more by Brent colder much sweeter than normal water it seems the more she drinks it the better she feels. Even Charlene has noticed how beautiful she looks but more than that the plumber who has made it a daily habit to stop and drink a gobltful before they both head out to work. Lorelei even starts thinking differently the Tracy lingerie Charlene ordered dozen put Lorelei off anymore as a matter of a fact she takes us at home to try it out. Lorelei is a virgin but that doesn’t stop her from thinking of the brown eyed Jose while in her new trashy underwear. And she’s surprised to learn he thinks about her like that as well. When one of her customers Ruby finds out that Lorelei is doing something different, she immediately wants to know what. She is obsessed with how she looks and wants some of what Lorelei is drinking and when Charlene tells her it’s the water Ruby is hell-bent on getting some. This causes a big splash in their community but not for long because eventually it starts causing the ladies problems as well. I don’t wanna say too much because this book was so funny and there was so much I didn’t know when I started reading it which made for a much better experience. I loved this book I love the authors sense of humor I loved her relationship with Jose I thought the story flowed nicely and they were no lulls in the story and it kept momentum all the way through. I am definitely going to read more from this author this is a definite five star read! I received this book from NetGalley and black RoseWriting but I am leaving this review voluntarily please forgive any mistakes as I am blind and dictate my review.

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Time in a Bottle
Could The Fountain of Youth Be Real?
by Marjorie Klein
Description
Lorelei, a 60-year-old virgin, owns a Miami lingerie shop, eats organic food, and minds her own business. She never considers alternatives to this life until the day her well runs dry, when Juan the well-digger plunges its depths and taps into the flow of hidden water from an underground spring. She attributes her awakening sensuality and increasingly youthful appearance to her healthy lifestyle. Her business partner, Sharleen, suspects that the water has more to do with Lorelei's changes than the ingestion of kale and quinoa, and embarks on a campaign to sell it from the shop.
Someone else is interested in this water: Winona, a 500-year-old Native American woman who has been following the spring through the ages in her eternal search for youth and has lost its trail. She finds it in Lorelei's backyard and is desperate to claim it once again for herself. Her obsession leads to Juan's linked ancestry to Ponce de Leon, to Winona's connection with that history, and to the ultimate convergence of all their stories. Obsession with youth, fear of death, and the vagaries of time are ideas explored by quirky characters with depth and insight beneath their offbeat humor.

I LOVED this novel. It was fun, quirky, and finding love. Life is changing for Lorelei and Sharleen, and Juan ...the well-digger with many talents. Have they found the fountain of youth? When the ladies at the lingerie shop notice, everyone wants and demands it. Until it changes again. Brilliantly written, loving, accepting who you are and full of laughter.

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An enjoyable read that touches on the topics of youth, vanity, loss, endurance and hope. I really enjoyed the way the stories played out and the little touch of historical elements was nice. Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink.

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