Meet Ronnie Rampage: assassin, philosopher, and a man caught in a web of paradox and peril.

From the shadowy depths of an East Texas agency known only as A.N.G.E.R., Ronnie’s missions toe the line between the absurd and the horrific. With a pet pig for companionship and a fistful of pills to start each day, he navigates a world where necromancers run funeral homes, Thanksgiving dinners turn lethal, mall Santas harbor murderous intent, and Valentine’s Day is a trap with no easy escape.

But beneath the chaos lies something deeper—a quest for truth, redemption, and perhaps a shot at love. Haunted by a nemesis known as Scratch, a lost love who might still be alive, and a father whose memory slips as fast as Ronnie’s confessions, our flawed antihero fights to untangle the sinister secrets that shape his life.

Darkly comedic, brutally violent, and endlessly unpredictable, Ronnie Rampage is a genre-defying odyssey into the heart of a man struggling to make sense of a world teetering on the brink of madness. Will Ronnie uncover the answers he seeks—or will his story be best left forgotten, like the memories of the one person who truly knows him?

Enter if you dare. But don’t expect to leave unchanged.