Finally, a Wine Guide for the Rest of Us!

Do you love wine but suspect it doesn’t always love you back? 

Ever stared blankly at a wine list, bluffing your way through, while secretly panicking you’ll be found out as a fraud?

This hilarious and unapologetically irreverent book is your saviour. Forget dusty textbooks and intimidating sommeliers—here’s your permission slip to drink what you like, how you like, without feeling like a clueless imposter.

Packed with survival strategies for pretentious dinner parties, foolproof methods to pick brilliant wines without blowing your budget, and essential tips on drinking abroad without creating a diplomatic incident, this alternative guide will arm you with just enough wine wisdom to confidently fake expertise in any situation.

From navigating awkward vineyard tours without nodding off, to pouring wine without drenching yourself (or the tablecloth), cooking with wine without accidentally poisoning guests, or even confronting that irritatingly smug bartender who definitely deserves it—consider this your crash course in becoming a wine legend (or at least looking convincingly like one).