A wry fable set in heaven and the west-end of London...

God is losing the plot - impatient with his angels, throwing temper-tantrums and treating heaven as a personal fiefdom.

It’s time the Old Fellow took a break.

Gabriel arranges a holiday but the world is a confusing place without the powers of pre-eminence and there are problems which bedevil the life of any traveller...
"God's plane landed on time at Heathrow Airport. He had thought about Gatwick or Stagnated but the idea of the high-speed rail link pleased him. He could have chosen a scheduled flight but he was attentive to his status and determined to travel in style. In any case, precautions had been taken to ensure that his arrival would not be noticed. The immigration formalities presented no difficulties and, having nothing to declare, he chose the green channel. Everything was going smoothly."