The Galactic Zoo...Of Zorgon 7
by Taylor Jay Hayes
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Pub Date 4 Sep 2023 | Archive Date 16 Sep 2023
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Description
Greetlings Earthlings!
We invite you on a guided tour of our intergalactic wildlife park.
Join us on a ridiculous adventure through the best and ONLY zoo in this space quadrant!
This will be as entertaining for you parents, as it is for the children. We Promise.
In the style of your childrens' rhyming books, we have a stellar collection of species from all corners of the multiverse (that we can find anyway)
We are a dreadfully underfunded, understaffed and underqualified wildlife park, located on the outer edge of a very unpopular galactic quadrant.
Some are downright insane, whilst others are in complete violation of Galactic Federation health and safety regulations.
But don't let that put you off as many of the "animals" on display are incredibly rare and sought after, they are all certainly worth the journey - just make sure to lock your doors and windows on the way here.
A lot of these wonderful creatures have adventures of their own, and stories to tell. Let us introduce you to some of them.
Oh and please keep all your hands inside your pockets once we enter, as they may bite...a lot.
Irreverent, weird and ridiculous humor simply oozes out of this book.
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Featured Reviews
Abigail L, Librarian
A whimsical journey into the zaniest intergalactic wildlife park you can imagine. With a hilarious and irreverent style reminiscent of children's rhyming books, Hayes introduces readers to a collection of bizarre creatures from across the multiverse. Despite the park's underfunding and questionable adherence to safety regulations, the author's witty storytelling makes this adventure both entertaining and captivating. Whether you're a parent or a child, you'll find yourself laughing out loud as you explore this quirky zoo. The Galactic Zoo...Of Zorgon 7 is a must-read for anyone looking for a lighthearted and comically absurd escape from the ordinary.
Sue E, Reviewer
I stumbled upon The Galactic Zoo...Of Zorgon 7, and boy, am I glad I did! From the moment I cracked open the pages, I was transported to a wild and hilarious intergalactic adventure that had me hooked. Imagine a zoo that's both outrageously funny and dangerously unpredictable. The author, Taylor Jay Hayes, takes you on a rollercoaster ride through a zoo that's, well, out of this world. If you've ever wondered what happens when underqualified zookeepers try to manage bizarre creatures, this book is your ticket to a side-splitting experience. With its rhyming style and a menagerie of creatures that defy imagination, this book is an absolute riot.
Farah G, Reviewer
The Galactic Zoo...
Of Zorgon 7
Has a weird menagerie
That's a creature-lover's heaven
Seriously, I had SO MUCH FUN with this clever, creative and uniquely illustrated book. The animals are funny and delightful - though you've got to watch out for the teeth sometimes...
I especially liked the sly digs made at the expense of humans - not least our eating habits, our failures to live up to our yearly gym membership plans, and our collective obsession with social media, especially the bird-brains on Musk's Twitter.
My favourite creature? it is hard to choose. The idea for the Temporat offers some clever wordplay, and the way to put a Talonfish to sleep is inspired, but I think I like the Snarklepuss best...
Don't miss this terrific rhyming book of crazy but gorgeous beasts! It's a 5 star read and cheap at the (ticket) price for entry.
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