Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better

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Pub Date 12 Sep 2024 | Archive Date 15 Sep 2024

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'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES


'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT


'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE


'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN

Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!

Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!

Other magical adventures include:
Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?
Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!
Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!

BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.

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Contains adult language

'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES


'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT


'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me...


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ISBN 9781800962095
PRICE £14.99 (GBP)
PAGES 144

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A great stocking filler, this book reads like a cross between one of the ladybird books everyone read in school, and an Enid Blyton book. This book is very tongue in cheek humour at the expense of the upper classes, and would make a great gift for any aspiring Tarquins in your life

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